rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via refreshes)

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

(via refreshes)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via infamousgod)

iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

(via jordanparissh)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via supbetty)